UO Thief | 329 Tales of Thievery
329 Tales of Thievery
Introduction
This is the master list of all non-Chad stories that have either been posted on the forums,
sent to me by private message, or episodes that I've gotten permission to host from their original authors. If you want
to add your own tale to the index just post it on the forums, let me know, and I'll have it up within 24 hours. (I've only ever used UO Screenshot
Utility to take my screenshots. You can download that program
HERE.
If you need more help, check out the "How
to Create a Thievery Tale 101" thread on the forums.) If you post three or more episodes I'll include your thief's name as one of the labels.
>The Tales
- Episode 0001: Meeting COS -TheScoundrelRico
- Episode 0002: Rico's day in factions -TheScoundrelRico
- Episode 0003: My first good steal!! (sort of) -pirella
- Episode 0004: Mis-Adventures of King Scoundrel: Moral Dilemma -King Scoundrel
- Episode 0005: Gold or Glory -pirella
- Episode 0006: for zephyr, my first episode -Shade
- Episode 0007: No res for me, no exiler for you -Shade
- Episode 0008: Helping people -pirella
- Episode 0009: pirella goes postal -pirella
- Episode 0010: How to get a sos +15 without even knowing where to get it -Il Ladro
- Episode 0011: A ship key and A key(to what?) -Butter FIngers
- Episode 0012: Crimson Adder Returns -Crimson Adder
- Episode 0013: "Hey you stole my thing!" -Crimson Adder
- Episode 0014: Power Scroll -Butter FIngers
- Episode 0015: My first spawn scroll! -Butter FIngers
- Episode 0016: BORED AS HELL - Part I -Butter FIngers
- Episode 0017: BORED AS HELL - Part II -Butter FIngers
- Episode 0018: Adder Loses His Pink -Crimson Adder
- Episode 0019: Good things still come. -Ewert, Napa Valley
- Episode 0020: I thank thee, Control Fever :D -Devin Strathaven
- Episode 0021: Getting back into the game... -Dirty Bag
- Episode 0022: Lestat vs. Dirty Bag -Dirty Bag
- Episode 0023: The Government is Peeking into your belongings (Part 1 of 3) -The Government
- Episode 0024: The Government is Peeking into your belongings (Part 2 of 3) -The Government
- Episode 0025: The Government is Peeking into your belongings (Part 3 of 3) -The Government
- Episode 0026: Story Time -Latimer
- Episode 0027: Greetings -Rikimaru
- Episode 0028: The Beginning of the End -Jose Muerto
- Episode 0029: The First Steal -Jose Muerto
- Episode 0030: Glory, Mine for the Taking -Jose Muerto
- Episode 0031: Unprecedented Events -Jose Muerto
- Episode 0032: A Legacy Begins Part I -Bill Brasky
- Episode 0033: Gaining Notoriety -Jose Muerto
- Episode 0034: Los Maricones -Jose Muerto
- Episode 0035: A Legacy Begins Part II -Bill Brasky
- Episode 0036: A Legacy Begins Part III -Bill Brasky
- Episode 0037: No Value -Bill Brasky
- Episode 0038: The Reason I Hate Children -Jose Muerto
- Episode 0039: How to tell if you're a thief. -pirella
- Episode 0040: Where not to hide. -pirella
- Episode 0041: Wanna be a thief? -pirella
- Episode 0042: The Rules of Aquisition -Thaloryn
- Episode 0043: Return to Despise -Jose Muerto
- Episode 0044: Members Only -Jose Muerto
- Episode 0045: Sedric the Ogre Lover -Jose Muerto
- Episode 0046: SO, I gated into Luna earlier on... -Mr Ra Ra Ra
- Episode 0047: Novice Spawn Thief -Jose Muerto
- Episode 0048: Pickpocket? Me? -Jose Muerto
- Episode 0049: Adventures in Britain (Part I) -Jose Muerto
- Episode 0050: tracking is fun! -pirella
- Episode 0051: JERKS!! -pirella
- Episode 0052: Adventures in Britain (Part II) -Jose Muerto
- Episode 0053: A Great Beginning?? -Tony Emerald
- Episode 0054: Adventures in Britain (Part III) -Jose Muerto
- Episode 0055: Part #1 - The First Weekend - Points of Interest -Tony Emerald
- Episode 0056: Adventures in Britain (Finale) -Jose Muerto
- Episode 0057: Part #2 - The First Weekend - Revenge Is painfully Sweet -Tony Emerald
- Episode 0058: Part #3 - The First Weekend Conclusion - Easy Pickings -Tony Emerald
- Episode 0059: Legendize your stealing, the HARD way. -Jose Muerto
- Episode 0060: Sticky Fingers (Part I) -Jose Muerto
- Episode 0061: A Blind Man's Weekend Conclusion - Slim Pickings -A Blind Man
- Episode 0062: Free Stuff? -Tony Emerald
- Episode 0063: Way Too Easy -Tony Emerald
- Episode 0064: Theres no I in team, but there is in Basics -Tony Emerald
- Episode 0065: Colter digs himself a hole. -"Colter"
- Episode 0066: It's Good To Have Land! -Tony Emerald
- Episode 0067: An Evening Stroll -Tony Emerald
- Episode 0068: Sticky Fingers (Finale) -Jose Muerto
- Episode 0069: Defence is the best offence -Tony Emerald
- Episode 0070: The Mis-adventures of Krelian: Story #1 -Krelian
- Episode 0071: The Mis-adventures of Krelian: Story #2 -Krelian
- Episode 0072: The Blues Of Brail -A Blind Man
- Episode 0073: Stealing in Yellow and lovin it! -Norrar
- Episode 0074: The Hardcore Epic Failure -Norrar
- Episode 0075: Occurance in the Mines -Norrar
- Episode 0076: Unlucky for some...... -Tony Emerald
- Episode 0077: Race Against Time..... -Tony Emerald
- Episode 0078: my char just became green again……. -A Blind Man
- Episode 0079: Fun Excitement and Adventure! -WaVy GrAvY
- Episode 0080: More Fun and Games!! -WaVy GrAvY
- Episode 0081: Visiting another world. -Cereal Killer
- Episode 0082: Petarded #001 -Peter Griffin
- Episode 0083: Not so Glourious Start...... -Cereal Killer
- Episode 0084: Nightstalker's First Documented Steal -Nightstalker
- Episode 0085: Riches well almost Riches..... -Cereal Killer
- Episode 0086: Nightstalker's Second Documented Steal -Nightstalker
- Episode 0087: Saint Dismas, steal one -Saint Dismas
- Episode 0088: Saint Dismas, steal two -Saint Dismas
- Episode 0089: Petarded #002 -Peter Griffin
- Episode 0090: Silly People....I <3 them..... -Cereal Killer
- Episode 0091: 1st Steal & 2nd Theft -Lord Puffy
- Episode 0092: 2nd story (quickie) -Lord Puffy
- Episode 0093: "Let me try those on." -Lord Puffy
- Episode 0094: A Thief is Born... -Edward
- Episode 0095: A Day of Promise, Aggrivations, Failure and Sweet Success -Cereal Killer
- Episode 0096: A Thief is Born... PART TWO -Edward
- Episode 0097: 1st steal -Black Magick
- Episode 0098: Round Two -Black Magick
- Episode 0099: Here's where it all begins...(One-eyed Jacks initiation) -One-eyed Jack
- Episode 0100: Every thief has his day... -Edward
- Episode 0101: One-eyed Jack Strikes Back -One-eyed Jack
- Episode 0102: Seriously, I missed on purpose. -Jose Muerto
- Episode 0103: As a matter of drought -Cereal Killer
- Episode 0104: I am The Nightstalker -Nightstalker
- Episode 0105: The Necromancer's Suit -Nightstalker
- Episode 0106: Good Fortune Smiles Upon Me -Nightstalker
- Episode 0107: A Thief And A Crook -Nightstalker
- Episode 0108: Luck of the Draw -Norrar
- Episode 0109: Journeyman Spawn Thief -Jose Muerto
- Episode 0110: A Season of Slaying -Nightstalker
- Episode 0111: Adventures on Ice Island -Nightstalker
- Episode 0112: Loathed and Despised -Nightstalker
- Episode 0113: A game of Cat and Mouse -Nightstalker
- Episode 0114: My first documented steal!! -Crusoe
- Episode 0115: The rise of Suri -Suri
- Episode 0116: Recruit Steal #1 -Rikimaru
- Episode 0117: Recruit Steal #2 -Rikimaru
- Episode 0118: Thiefing Theif Items. -Suri
- Episode 0119: I hit it big ^_^ -Suri
- Episode 0120: Enforcing Barter Town Laws -Rikimaru
- Episode 0121: A Small Victory -Rikimaru
- Episode 0122: Softening Up? -Nightstalker
- Episode 0123: Dragon Tamers -Nightstalker
- Episode 0124: Everything Old is New again. -Nexus
- Episode 0125: Acid Slime Sighting -Nightstalker
- Episode 0126: Fun and Games -Nexus
- Episode 0127: Episode 1 -Jackal
- Episode 0128: Episode 2 -Jackal
- Episode 0129: Honoring those before us. -Nexus
- Episode 0130: Ecrus and Bards, and Bushido Oh My! -Nexus
- Episode 0131: Fun and Games (pt.2) -Nexus
- Episode 0132: Episode 3 -Jackal
- Episode 0133: Why are people so foolish....... -Nexus
- Episode 0134: Swag Central Station! -Nexus
- Episode 0135: A big score for the Jackal! -Jackal
- Episode 0136: A new beginning -your mom
- Episode 0137: A Strange Turn of Events. -Nexus
- Episode 0138: My father is a GM so you better give it back….and he made the game -Oblivion
- Episode 0139: Things Just Seem to Work Out -Sweeney
- Episode 0140: A Mime's Tale -Sweeney
- Episode 0141: The Man in the Middle -Sweeney
- Episode 0142: Week One, Day One, Hour..One! -Angus
- Episode 0143: Going for Glory... Got... well, you will see. -Jackal
- Episode 0144: Antique Road Show. -Nexus
- Episode 0145: Barter Town gets some visitors! -Angus
- Episode 0146: Sweet Cruel Karma -Nexus
- Episode 0147: Adventures with GIL -Sweeney
- Episode 0148: My Partner in Crime (If Only He Knew) -Sweeney
- Episode 0149: The Main Event, and Boy it was Depressing -Sweeney
- Episode 0150: A Truce? -Nightstalker
- Episode 0151: The touch of a women -your mom
- Episode 0152: Semem and poop decks -your mom
- Episode 0153: Sweeney, Barter Town Ranger -Sweeney
- Episode 0154: Crazy People and Information. -WaVy GrAvY
- Episode 0155: Steals?! -Kylar Stern
- Episode 0156: A Quantum of Vengeance -Sweeney
- Episode 0157: first big deal :) -Stabon
- Episode 0158: A Miner Inconvenience -Sweeney
- Episode 0159: not big but funny deal :) -Stabon
- Episode 0160: And the Winner is? -Nexus
- Episode 0161: 10 Minutes More -Sweeney
- Episode 0162: A Thief's Revenge. -Kylar Stern
- Episode 0163: Jailbird Blues! -Kylar Stern
- Episode 0164: A Ship Off the Old Dock -Sweeney
- Episode 0165: A New Begining! -Alterix
- Episode 0166: My Second Day! -Alterix
- Episode 0167: My Second Day! (Part 2) -Alterix
- Episode 0168: Day Dreamers -Nightstalker
- Episode 0169: Shades of Darkness -Nightstalker
- Episode 0170: Barter Town Mines -Nightstalker
- Episode 0171: Vigilante Justice -Nightstalker
- Episode 0172: New Kid in Town -Lita
- Episode 0173: Guild work story -Lita
- Episode 0174: First steal !!!!! -Lita
- Episode 0175: Mondain the Blind Gargoyle -Grey Mullet
- Episode 0176: GWORPE rhymes with... haha stole your gloves and your name is stupid. -Grey Mullet
- Episode 0177: The Misguided -Nightstalker
- Episode 0178: The Dusty Pillow Incident -Nightstalker
- Episode 0179: Another day another steal or three... -Grey Mullet
- Episode 0180: The Incident -Grey Mullet
- Episode 0181: Newbie Makes a Steal! -Locke Smythe
- Episode 0182: Terror is the Only Justice -Locke Smythe
- Episode 0183: First night on the town -Enkil Visigoth
- Episode 0184: THIEF is Scary -Locke Smythe
- Episode 0185: THIEF HQ -Locke Smythe
- Episode 0186: 120 Magery -Nonel
- Episode 0187: Get these nasty robes offa me! -Enkil Visigoth
- Episode 0188: Extended Period of Procrastination -Jareth
- Episode 0189: It's Been a while... -WaVy GrAvY
- Episode 0190: Trick or Treat -Ash
- Episode 0191: The Thieves Den -Enkil Visigoth
- Episode 0192: Lady Luck Herself -Enkil Visigoth
- Episode 0193: My first steal -Cheks Miks
- Episode 0194: My journey begins ^_^ (Part 1) -Dieaxilus
- Episode 0195: My journey begins ^_^ (Part 2) -Dieaxilus
- Episode 0196: My journey begins ^_^ (Part 3) -Dieaxilus
- Episode 0197: An Introduction, a Clarification and a Declaration! -Corpse
- Episode 0198: A Long, Long.. hard days work. -Corpse
- Episode 0199: The continuing misadventures of Ash -Ash
- Episode 0200: Another day, Another disgustingly ugly,putrid,vile,banana flavored robe, I must wear. -Corpse
- Episode 0201: Luna stealings. -Dieaxilus
- Episode 0202: A Night At the Museum! -Corpse
- Episode 0203: Home Invasion -Enkil Visigoth
- Episode 0204: The first rule of Thief Club... -Booglerz
- Episode 0205: Trading Day, oh how we love you... -Booglerz
- Episode 0206: A Box, a Boat, and a Buffoon -Sweeney
- Episode 0207: The Dukes of Hazard -Sweeney
- Episode 0208: Mission Thief Club -Booglerz
- Episode 0209: Visit Siege night, oh how the goods were had... -Booglerz
- Episode 0210: 3 of us, 12 of them... -Booglerz
- Episode 0211: They call me, Sidearm Stealer! -Booglerz
- Episode 0212: Gettin Naughty on the Isle of Love -Enkil Visigoth
- Episode 0213: I love the Holidays... -Cereal Killer
- Episode 0214: The Story of How Hoodwink Stole Christmas! -Hoodwink
- Episode 0215: Venturing deep into the Abyss -Swindle
- Episode 0216: That wonderful time of year -Cheks Miks
- Episode 0217: I believe that belongs to me! -Cheks Miks
- Episode 0218: I sense a disturbance... -Cheks Miks
- Episode 0219: I just don't think yellow is my color -Cheks Miks
- Episode 0220: The Essence of Taxation -Swindle
- Episode 0221: Moths to the flame -Vanessa
- Episode 0222: Population crisis -Vanessa
- Episode 0223: Story of Revenge -The One and Only
- Episode 0224: Divine anti-theft device -Vanessa
- Episode 0225: Minding my own business -Littlebo Peep
- Episode 0226: Time to crash a Wedding! -Littlebo Peep
- Episode 0227: Stealing an Event Manager's wages -Vanessa
- Episode 0228: The Wedding Crashers -Vanessa
- Episode 0229: Unforseen Luck, sort of -Janus Kerykeion
- Episode 0230: A night on the town (the story of the dual recruitment) -Vanessa
- Episode 0231: Latest Yoinks (Part 1) -The Mule
- Episode 0232: Latest Yoinks (Part 2) -The Mule
- Episode 0233: The recruitment of Kros -Vanessa
- Episode 0234: First siege theft -Kros
- Episode 0235: The battle of Luna -Janus Kerykeion
- Episode 0236: Mission - possible -Janus Kerykeion
- Episode 0237: Petty Thug -Kros
- Episode 0238: good day...but i forgot to record!!!! -Janus Kerykeion
- Episode 0239: The eerie silence... -Janus Kerykeion
- Episode 0240: Persistence -Janus Kerykeion
- Episode 0241: Piracy on the High Seas -Janus Kerykeion
- Episode 0242: VIRTUEBANE! -Nexus
- Episode 0243: The Return of the GOR Thief -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0244: Evil Lord SMuRFY Strikes Again -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0245: The Perfect Theft Goes Totally Wrong... -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0246: Evil Lord SMuRFY visits Trammel -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0247: EM Overstepping Their Authority? -Rolo
- Episode 0248: Evil Lord SMuRFY Tries a Classic Home Invasion -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0249: Evil Lord SMuRFY invests in Bananas, Earns Millions. -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0250: Visit To Pacific Brings Back Memories Of 1999 -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0251: Zemus Submits To The King -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0252: In the Spirit of THIEF (Part 1 of 4) -Bob the Scribe
- Episode 0253: In the Spirit of THIEF (Part 2 of 4) -Bob the Scribe
- Episode 0254: In the Spirit of THIEF (Part 3 of 4) -Bob the Scribe
- Episode 0255: In the Spirit of THIEF (Part 4 of 4) -Bob the Scribe
- Episode 0256: The Brotherhood of Shadows, Episode One -Edward
- Episode 0257: The Brotherhood of Shadows, Episode Two -Edward
- Episode 0258: Your Rent Is Past Due -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0259: Most Memorable Theft -Shinobi
- Episode 0260: Archdemon Statue (Shadow) -Shinobi
- Episode 0261: Shinobi's Steal Gallery -Shinobi
- Episode 0262: More Luck Than Skill, More Loot Than Not -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0263: Most Memorable Theft -Nonel
- Episode 0264: Poor, poor trammy... -Shinobi
- Episode 0265: Taxing UWF/10 Harbringer Battle -Shinobi
- Episode 0266: Ruined Painting -Shinobi
- Episode 0267: The Most Gratifying Steal -Oblivion
- Episode 0268: Tweedle Dumb from !LNR -Oblivion
- Episode 0269: St. Patrick's Day -Oblivion
- Episode 0270: Keeping Myself Busy -Oblivion
- Episode 0271: Setting Sail for Magincia w/ Snow Flake -RaGiNgLuNaTiC
- Episode 0272: An Experimental Necromancy Scroll Marked: Vas Us Corp -Rockport
- Episode 0273: First Theft -Thetangent
- Episode 0274: Appreciating "Awesome" Steals -Oblivion
- Episode 0275: I think he is probably still in the queue..... -Oblivion
- Episode 0276: Valentine's Day Weekend -Oblivion
- Episode 0277: TDT vs. Oblivion (Part 1 of 2) -Oblivion
- Episode 0278: TDT vs. Oblivion (Part 2 of 2) -Oblivion
- Episode 0279: Appreciating the Art of Stealing -Oblivion
- Episode 0280: Another Profitable Day -Oblivion
- Episode 0281: March TOTM Tie Breaker Overtime!!!! -Oblivion
- Episode 0282: I told him that now arti's are blessable. -Shinobi
- Episode 0283: One of My Greatest Nabs -FatMagic
- Episode 0284: X-Sharding to All the Major Shards -Shinobi
- Episode 0285: You disarm their weapon! -TheScoundrelRico
- Episode 0286: Two Yew Gate Houses For Sale! -TheScoundrelRico
- Episode 0287: For Those Who Love and Hate Me -Oblivion
- Episode 0288: Siege Perilous? Sure, I’ll Rob Them Too -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0289: 1st Successful Theft -The Mule
- Episode 0290: Pacific, It’s Been A Pleasure… -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0291: To Live or Die? Seriously? -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0292: Best New Thief Contest (Submission #1) -Hrodgar
- Episode 0293: Best New Thief Contest (Submission #2) -Alterix
- Episode 0294: My First Champ Scroll -CrazyUserName
- Episode 0295: 129 Minutes...la -TheScoundrelRico
- Episode 0296: Thanks DRDOOM for the staff! -Roo
- Episode 0297: This All Looks Quite Valuable…. ::YOINK!:: -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0298: Making Siege A Better Place -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0299: I Steal U Buy Back -Nonel
- Episode 0300: Let the fun begin...la -TheScoundrelRico
- Episode 0301: Whispers Of Rebellion -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0302: Un-insuring Items in Felucca -Oblivion
- Episode 0303: Have I Lost My Mojo? -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0304: The Cave of Eternal Stench -Janus Kerykeion
- Episode 0305: Whispers Of Rebellion, Pt. 2 -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0306: A Surge Of Magic -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0307: Did I Just Get Owned? -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0308: Episodes That Didn’t Pan Out… -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0309: A Case Study of Marks in Sosaria… Pt. 1 -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0310: Foiled By Fools? Say It Ain’t So! Pt. 1 -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0311: Foiled By Fools? Say It Ain’t So – Pt. 2 -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0312: Going Down Memory Lane -chrae
- Episode 0313: Running of the Slimes -chrae
- Episode 0314: A Case Study Of Marks In Sosaria… Pt. 2 -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0315: This was not a theft… -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0316: Pink Snatcher -Nonel
- Episode 0317: Evil Lord SMuRFY’s Epic Stealing Spree -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0318: Thief: Dissension -Shinobi
- Episode 0319: LONG LIVE THE KING -Magister Returns
- Episode 0320: Real thieves go faction -Nonel
- Episode 0321: The Story of How Hoodwink Stole Rare's Fest -Hoodwink
- Episode 0322: Theft of the Necromancer's Wand. -Shqiptar
- Episode 0323: A Case Study of Marks in Sosaria… Pt. 3 -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0324: A Day With the Ol' Coon -Nonel
- Episode 0325: Stealing the Show…. -Evil Lord SMuRFY
- Episode 0326: New Thieves Alliance on Catskills -Johnny Hooker
- Episode 0327: Rich guy... doesn't have to insure I guess? -Francois Villon
- Episode 0328: Nick Hexum's Shiny Shame Warfork -Johnny Hooker
- Episode 0329: Johnny Hooker is the King of Thieves on Catskills! -Johnny Hooker
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